Hello my poor fashion friends, today I've decided to dedicate a post to the worst-dressed females from the actual uploads by the clubs in my hometown. "What a bitch!" you must be thinking! Well, you're correct! However, not only am I doing this for my own amusement, I'm also doing it to benefit you guys reading so that you don't make the same mistakes that these diabolical Debbies thrusted upon themselves. I won't be posting the photo's to save these guys the embarrassment and also I may fuck with the wrong clan...

Let's get started shall we?!

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This feminine sleeveless tunic dress does make for a perfectly 'nice' outfit, I admit. The problem I found with this persons outfit however is that it just didn't do them or the dress any justice. Holly Willoughby, yes. Fearne Cotton, okay. Emma Willis, certainly! An overweight blonde girl with roots, I'm not too convinced. Dressing for your size is extremely important when it comes to nights out, especially if you're out looking for the Adam to your Eve! Not only is wearing too much of one brash colour a fashion faux-pas for plus-size girls anyway, but its also about stereotyping yourself and thinking 'how will I look in this'? Like a bit of an airhead - which unless you're trying to play the 'I'm easy' card, probably isn't what you're aiming for! If you're a bigger gal, it's a good idea to wear darker colours that are more flattering for your shape. Also in most cases, I find that plus-size girls seem to have a younger look about them. A black dress with a pretty floral kimono would class you up and make you seem more mature.

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In a lot of peoples cases, comfort-over-style is the way to be. When it comes to nights out, in my opinion, it should be the other way around (and to those girls who wait until the end of the night to take off their heels, I salute you). For me and my bitches, dressing up nicely and experimenting with different styles is a really important part of the night. It kills my soul to see spiritless girls dressing up for a big night out like they've just stepped out of 2007. You may aswell add a chunky pearl necklace and excessive amounts of clumpy mascara and just say you're dressed as 2007 for fancy dress.

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A bralette and jeans makes for a great, simple outfit, but the problem here is what lies between. Whether its an attempt at showing off as much flesh as possible or dressing while drunk, there's something really uncomfortable about a girl having her entire stomach out on a night out... or in any situation, besides swimming, if I'm honest. (I'm talking from under-boob to hip bones that only Shakira or Gwen Stefani could pull off). Replacing jeans that stop at your hips with a pair of high-waisted ones would make your outfit a lot more modern, as would swapping the bralette with a crop top. Fortunately, the girl that this outfit belonged to was slim. I've had far too many horrific experiences with peoples porky bellies and muffin tops on show.

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I'm not sure whether this one comes down to the girl ordering it online, not trying it on in the shop or whether they just want 98% of their breasts on show but I would ninety-four million percent reccommend that you try it (or any similar tops) on before you buy it. The top itself is nice, but once again, it's about dressing for your body! I'm all for body confidence and flaunting what you've got, but there's a different between showing off your curves and having your boobies about to burst out in to the open. Just expect a lot of criticism from bitchy girls. And hot fashion bloggers. There's a fine line between having your girls out for the night and dressing like a trashy mess for Brummy Kye! The girl who wore this outfit had made no attempt at styling it with nice patterns, jewellery, not even heels! What they were doing was leaving a minimal amount to the imagination with a pair of hot pants. Boobs or legs! How does a male know that but they don't?!

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 Last but not least and without items of clothing to show this time, the winner of the worst night-outfits has to go to those girls that do not make any effort at all. You know the ones... a grey hoody, hair slapped back like Vicky Pollard and a pair of dolly's. Like I said before, I think that choosing an outfit for a night out is important! If you look good, you feel good, and to me that's what night's out are all about!

Note: The outfits that are shown in this post aren't the actual outfits that these wild Pokémon messes were wearing, however they are all similar.

Brown lippy

It's the time of the 90's era revival! We've already come as far as plaid skirts, chokers and even flannels around the waist, so do not be phased if this one comes back with a bang - especially with winter approaching. It would make for a more understated alternative to last winters grungey dark purple. Personally, I'm not the hugest fan of brown lipstick/liner as it can make some look like a bit of an aged Agatha. If you're the one who's going to kick start the trend, I would reccommend a reddish/brown shade that may help you steer clear from such criticism.

Drew Barrymore

Gwen Stefani

Christina Aguilera

Thin brows

You never thought you would hear the day, did you? Infact, eyebrows have had their own fashion as far back as 3500 BC.

"Roman women's no-fuss uni-brow was still considered the most desirable characteristic. It was a sign of intelligence and worn by the most notoriously beautiful women of the time."

It's only because of supermodel Cara Delevigne has the 70's bushy brow returned. It's more than likely your kids will one day be stalking through your teenage Facebook photos and cackling at the size of your brows. "It was all the rage" you'll tell them, to which they won't believe (but give them a few years and they will be sporting the look themselves!) Like I mentioned, it's the time of the 90's revival which means two things: heavily tweezed and sharply arched. Below are a few examples of perfectly plucked brows from the history of the brow.

Drew Barrymore

Courtney Love

Kate Moss

Queen Gwen 

Angelina Jolie

Blatant lip-liner

Probably a repulsive thought to some, but in the 90's it was trends like these that gave girls the edge (like a short fringe would nowadays). The idea is that you apply a darker liner in comparison to your lighter lipstick around your natural lip line! Iconic 90's female trend-setters like Gwen Stefani, Madonna and Drew Barrymore were known for their extroverted styles and blatantly applied lip-liner often played a role! Not to mention it will make you look like a hot puerto rican chola girl.

Rihanna

Full, dewy lips

On there way to the top, a full and dewy lip was the shit in the 90's. Thanks to the infamous Kylie Jenner (who I recently found out was only 17?!), the trend is hurriedly on its way back. For as long as I've known, girls have always been a fan of big lips, but the fuller-top-lip trend is a blast from the past. Although it isn't easy to get the look, it's important that you're using a lip-liner over the entirety of your lips. Removing your cupids bow and applying the liner outside of your natural lip-lines are important to achieving the look.
Below is a tutorial by PixiWoo that will demonstrate how you can recreate the make-up masterpiece.

Ky Jen Jen's full lip