And now for the worst....
For some abominable reason (when it comes to Topman), the priciest items are usually the most disgusting. I'm talking in the hundreds. Here are a few that I chose amongst the many frock horrors Topman has to offer:
A perfect outfit for Halloween if you're planning to go as your creepy dinner lady who chain-smoked outside of the gates of your primary school
Add a wolf on the front and you have those itchy-looking, hideous coats that mope around outside of True-Trend
Just imagine this man walking slowly towards you... with the song 'Happy' by Pharell Williams playing... sounds like the opening of an American Horror Story episode....
Dress like a car this winter for only £220.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These sort of jumpers should have gone extinct when 'Hype' snapbacks did.
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus, a picnic blanket and a severe case of syphilis? You're looking at it..
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