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Topman best and worst

Ladies and gentlemen, bananas and frogs, today I'm going to be sourcing for you the best and worst pieces Topman has to offer. As you probably and painstakingly already know, fashion is very limited for men and it wouldn't shock me if Topman started stocking womens clothing despite the existence of Topshop. With that being said, it probably is a complete bore for you guys to search through leading fashion labels like Topman, as it's just repeat after repeat of the same stuff year after year. Below, I've picked out the best that Topman has to offer right now that don't fit in to that category to save you the torment.


And now for the worst....

For some abominable reason (when it comes to Topman), the priciest items are usually the most disgusting. I'm talking in the hundreds. Here are a few that I chose amongst the many frock horrors Topman has to offer: 


A perfect outfit for Halloween if you're planning to go as your creepy dinner lady who chain-smoked outside of the gates of your primary school


Add a wolf on the front and you have those itchy-looking, hideous coats that mope around outside of True-Trend


Just imagine this man walking slowly towards you... with the song 'Happy' by Pharell Williams playing... sounds like the opening of an American Horror Story episode....


Dress like a car this winter for only £220.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


These sort of jumpers should have gone extinct when 'Hype' snapbacks did. 


What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus, a picnic blanket and a severe case of syphilis? You're looking at it..


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