Hello my poor fashion friends, today I've decided to dedicate a post to the worst-dressed females from the actual uploads by the clubs in my hometown. "What a bitch!" you must be thinking! Well, you're correct! However, not only am I doing this for my own amusement, I'm also doing it to benefit you guys reading so that you don't make the same mistakes that these diabolical Debbies thrusted upon themselves. I won't be posting the photo's to save these guys the embarrassment and also I may fuck with the wrong clan...
Let's get started shall we?!
1.
This feminine sleeveless tunic dress does make for a perfectly 'nice' outfit, I admit. The problem I found with this persons outfit however is that it just didn't do them or the dress any justice. Holly Willoughby, yes. Fearne Cotton, okay. Emma Willis, certainly! An overweight blonde girl with roots, I'm not too convinced. Dressing for your size is extremely important when it comes to nights out, especially if you're out looking for the Adam to your Eve! Not only is wearing too much of one brash colour a fashion faux-pas for plus-size girls anyway, but its also about stereotyping yourself and thinking 'how will I look in this'? Like a bit of an airhead - which unless you're trying to play the 'I'm easy' card, probably isn't what you're aiming for! If you're a bigger gal, it's a good idea to wear darker colours that are more flattering for your shape. Also in most cases, I find that plus-size girls seem to have a younger look about them. A black dress with a pretty floral kimono would class you up and make you seem more mature.
2.
In a lot of peoples cases, comfort-over-style is the way to be. When it comes to nights out, in my opinion, it should be the other way around (and to those girls who wait until the end of the night to take off their heels, I salute you). For me and my bitches, dressing up nicely and experimenting with different styles is a really important part of the night. It kills my soul to see spiritless girls dressing up for a big night out like they've just stepped out of 2007. You may aswell add a chunky pearl necklace and excessive amounts of clumpy mascara and just say you're dressed as 2007 for fancy dress.
3.
A bralette and jeans makes for a great, simple outfit, but the problem here is what lies between. Whether its an attempt at showing off as much flesh as possible or dressing while drunk, there's something really uncomfortable about a girl having her entire stomach out on a night out... or in any situation, besides swimming, if I'm honest. (I'm talking from under-boob to hip bones that only Shakira or Gwen Stefani could pull off). Replacing jeans that stop at your hips with a pair of high-waisted ones would make your outfit a lot more modern, as would swapping the bralette with a crop top. Fortunately, the girl that this outfit belonged to was slim. I've had far too many horrific experiences with peoples porky bellies and muffin tops on show.
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I'm not sure whether this one comes down to the girl ordering it online, not trying it on in the shop or whether they just want 98% of their breasts on show but I would ninety-four million percent reccommend that you try it (or any similar tops) on before you buy it. The top itself is nice, but once again, it's about dressing for your body! I'm all for body confidence and flaunting what you've got, but there's a different between showing off your curves and having your boobies about to burst out in to the open. Just expect a lot of criticism from bitchy girls. And hot fashion bloggers. There's a fine line between having your girls out for the night and dressing like a trashy mess for Brummy Kye! The girl who wore this outfit had made no attempt at styling it with nice patterns, jewellery, not even heels! What they were doing was leaving a minimal amount to the imagination with a pair of hot pants. Boobs or legs! How does a male know that but they don't?!
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Last but not least and without items of clothing to show this time, the winner of the worst night-outfits has to go to those girls that do not make any effort at all. You know the ones... a grey hoody, hair slapped back like Vicky Pollard and a pair of dolly's. Like I said before, I think that choosing an outfit for a night out is important! If you look good, you feel good, and to me that's what night's out are all about!
Note: The outfits that are shown in this post aren't the actual outfits that these wild Pokémon messes were wearing, however they are all similar.
Let's get started shall we?!
1.
This feminine sleeveless tunic dress does make for a perfectly 'nice' outfit, I admit. The problem I found with this persons outfit however is that it just didn't do them or the dress any justice. Holly Willoughby, yes. Fearne Cotton, okay. Emma Willis, certainly! An overweight blonde girl with roots, I'm not too convinced. Dressing for your size is extremely important when it comes to nights out, especially if you're out looking for the Adam to your Eve! Not only is wearing too much of one brash colour a fashion faux-pas for plus-size girls anyway, but its also about stereotyping yourself and thinking 'how will I look in this'? Like a bit of an airhead - which unless you're trying to play the 'I'm easy' card, probably isn't what you're aiming for! If you're a bigger gal, it's a good idea to wear darker colours that are more flattering for your shape. Also in most cases, I find that plus-size girls seem to have a younger look about them. A black dress with a pretty floral kimono would class you up and make you seem more mature.
2.
In a lot of peoples cases, comfort-over-style is the way to be. When it comes to nights out, in my opinion, it should be the other way around (and to those girls who wait until the end of the night to take off their heels, I salute you). For me and my bitches, dressing up nicely and experimenting with different styles is a really important part of the night. It kills my soul to see spiritless girls dressing up for a big night out like they've just stepped out of 2007. You may aswell add a chunky pearl necklace and excessive amounts of clumpy mascara and just say you're dressed as 2007 for fancy dress.
3.
A bralette and jeans makes for a great, simple outfit, but the problem here is what lies between. Whether its an attempt at showing off as much flesh as possible or dressing while drunk, there's something really uncomfortable about a girl having her entire stomach out on a night out... or in any situation, besides swimming, if I'm honest. (I'm talking from under-boob to hip bones that only Shakira or Gwen Stefani could pull off). Replacing jeans that stop at your hips with a pair of high-waisted ones would make your outfit a lot more modern, as would swapping the bralette with a crop top. Fortunately, the girl that this outfit belonged to was slim. I've had far too many horrific experiences with peoples porky bellies and muffin tops on show.
4.
I'm not sure whether this one comes down to the girl ordering it online, not trying it on in the shop or whether they just want 98% of their breasts on show but I would ninety-four million percent reccommend that you try it (or any similar tops) on before you buy it. The top itself is nice, but once again, it's about dressing for your body! I'm all for body confidence and flaunting what you've got, but there's a different between showing off your curves and having your boobies about to burst out in to the open. Just expect a lot of criticism from bitchy girls. And hot fashion bloggers. There's a fine line between having your girls out for the night and dressing like a trashy mess for Brummy Kye! The girl who wore this outfit had made no attempt at styling it with nice patterns, jewellery, not even heels! What they were doing was leaving a minimal amount to the imagination with a pair of hot pants. Boobs or legs! How does a male know that but they don't?!
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Last but not least and without items of clothing to show this time, the winner of the worst night-outfits has to go to those girls that do not make any effort at all. You know the ones... a grey hoody, hair slapped back like Vicky Pollard and a pair of dolly's. Like I said before, I think that choosing an outfit for a night out is important! If you look good, you feel good, and to me that's what night's out are all about!
Note: The outfits that are shown in this post aren't the actual outfits that these wild Pokémon messes were wearing, however they are all similar.
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