Things that *^($£(%!'ed me off this month #2

Hello my sexy readers, it's that time of the month again and I am just excited as you are, lol! If you didn't already know because you don't check my blog every single second of the day (freak) and you haven't already gathered from the title... this is my second

Things that *^($£(%!'ed me off this month
SEPTEMBER EDITION!

So let's make like Tom Daley and dive right in!

1. Leah McFall's new music video

If you aren't an obsessed TV-aholic like myself then you may not know who Leah McFall is. She was a contestant on The Voice UK - 25 years old from Northern Ireland. Out of any British talent show contestants of all time, she has been my favourite, hands down!

Below is Leah's blind audition and her first time on The Voice. She is such a talented singer and I would be excited every week to watch her. She ended up (unsurprisingly) winning the show and only recently has she released her first deadly awful music video featuring Shit.I.Am.

Below is my favourite performance by her which just puts me in a trance as soon as she starts singing. I honestly think she could make Gangnam Style a piece of art if she did a cover. Not only is she an amazing performer but her fashion makes me melt like a tub of Oreo Ice-cream on the beaches of Hoaunau-Napoopoo, Hawaii.

So anyway, getting to the point, here is her new music video that has taken a long time to come out.

Firstly, the lyrics are just in absolute shambles. Secondly, Will.I.Am needs to retire, just like Cheryl Cole, they've outstayed their welcome in the music industry. Thirdly, they've turned Leah into such a cliché mess. They've transformed her so that twelve-year-olds like her just like they've also done to Katy Perry. Finally, the music video looks like it cost about £12.38 and four strips of filters to make.

Why they got her clapping and pointing? Lol...
Here's the fourth and final video, then no more videos. I promise.

Leah performs Will's part in this version too and obviously shows him the door. What annoys me the most is that this was her first video and her first impression to those who don't know her, and with that much talent and style, she deserves more!

2. Make-up adverts

Make-up adverts frustrate the hell out of me because they're already wearing the make-up and their faces are so edited it just looks like they're surrounded by fog, not to mention the 98,000 lights they must have on them. It would be so refreshing to watch a person actually applying the make-up for once! We can all see that their faces have been edited. I lied, here's another video and it's of Colbie Caillat's music video for the song "Try". The theme is basically something about girls not having to wear make-up or blah, blah but it's a good video. Anyways, at 1:20 in to the song it demonstrates the effect used on celebrities and models in make-up adverts. Definitely have a watch!

3. That sick 15-year-old bastard who set fire to the Manchester Dog's Home that killed 53 dogs

From me personally, you're a nasty little bitch. On the plus side of things, £1,175,000 has been raised for the organization from 120,000 individual doners! Take that, you little prick! <3

Here's a dog that was rescued, the sadness in his eyes breaks my heart!

4.  Nicki Minaj / Anaconda music video

Can somebody say *sings high-pitched* desperateeeeeeeeeeeeee! This obsession with ass that has taken over the music industry spread quicker than Floral wallpaper in 2010. It needs to be stopped.

5. People who don't remember their passwords

We've all been there... you've gone on to your friends phone to sign in to your Instagram or Twitter to have a little check-up and then they fLiP their sHiT because they didn't know their password. Well it is your fault not mine, silly billy!

6. Apps

What annoys me about apps lately is that they are pretty much all designed so simply, it makes me feel like a monkey tapping on buttons. It would be nice to see some words on the screen rather than icons all the time. Every sentence is in a box of its own?! Obviously, I can understand if the app is designed for children, but not when they're designed that way for Apps like Twitter and Facebook. It will obviously make us all incredibly simple-minded in the long run, just imagine what we will be like in the far future! Probably like the humans in Wall-E!

7. How god-damn hard it is to click the colouring tool on Snapchat

Need I say more?


Thanks for reading and I will see you next time!!!!

XOXO

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